The Big Book of Don't Kill Yourself

I need to learn how to dream right, you know, dream proper, dream good. I could use a nightmare, or...

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:40:26 -0400

I need to learn how to dream right,

you know, dream proper, dream good.

I could use a nightmare, or whatever,

monsters, demons, all that shit.

Or a good one. Or a God one.

But none of this, pseudo-hero

tonic water and brownie mix bullshit.

But I’m glad your nub healed.

I’m sure it’s indicative of something.

At the end, I want you to bang on shit. If you want to bang on shit before the end, that’s...

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:17:00 -0400

At the end, I want you to bang on shit. If you want to bang on shit before the end, that’s cool.

Montage! Montage!

Balling's Slicery

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:09:35 -0400

Balling's Slicery:

My (hopefully) soon-to-be hair portfolio.

I feel like I need one.

"Why I do the way I do? It’s yo asphalt."

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 18:22:07 -0400

“Why I do the way I do?
It’s yo asphalt.”

- A Bankhead style rap (from Mr. Grady Harris)

Ode to the Timpanee player

Sun, 18 May 2008 22:00:00 -0400

(for thou art a G)

Is it just me
or are you badass as a general rule?
Among the orgy
of orchestra, you are far too cool.
For when you polish the tympanee
when Dvorak, so cruel,
abandoned you until measure 83…
(my my, thou art a G)

(I’m not really one for poetry.)

Happy birthday Carolina. You’re now one of my peeple. (The...

Sat, 03 May 2008 16:00:02 -0400

Happy birthday Carolina. You’re now one of my peeple. (The amount of effort that I put into making this thing black is preposterous.)

Somewhere around the Eiffel Tower.(But I can get these in...

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:02:35 -0400

Somewhere around the Eiffel Tower.
(But I can get these in Atlanta.)

EDIT: Why couldn’t it have been an Air Icelandic flight that was cancelled?

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:32:00 -0400

EDIT: Why couldn’t it have been an Air Icelandic flight that was cancelled?

Its hard to be glamorous.

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:00:57 -0400

Its hard to be glamorous.

I shot this at the vigil today. These two kids were so amazing....

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:44:08 -0400

I shot this at the vigil today. These two kids were so amazing. Sorry, the quality is kinda bad.

MAIN ENTRYCharacteroid [kar-ik-ter-oid]-adjective1. one who embodies character: That’s a...

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:06:00 -0400

MAIN ENTRY
Characteroid [kar-ik-ter-oid]
-adjective
1. one who embodies character: That’s a pretty charatcteroid hat.

-antonym
Charactervoid
1. one who lacks character: The “bricks” by the Kroger are charactervoid.

English didn’t have a word for something that is full of character. Until now.

What? Do I have a song? Hell yes. Bitch You Ride that MARTA...

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:15:59 -0500

What? Do I have a song? Hell yes.

Bitch You Ride that MARTA Bus, the song of my life.

Why yes, I do feel rather victorious. Its always nice to be a small, white Obama. P.S. The...

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:21:00 -0500

Why yes, I do feel rather victorious. Its always nice to be a small, white Obama.

P.S. The victorious feeling is gone. DJ, I rain curses upon your abnormal camera!

(Aniston ‘06) The ultimate of Valentine’s Day cards...

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:13:00 -0500

(Aniston ‘06) The ultimate of Valentine’s Day cards all involve rapture.

I just stole the first nine days of 1941. And I don’t feel too guilty about it. Actually,...

Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:30:00 -0500

I just stole the first nine days of 1941. And I don’t feel too guilty about it. Actually, that’s a lie, I feel guilty as hell, I hate stealing from dead people, but the managers of the estate sale (the bastards running it weren’t even in the family!) wouldn’t have cared about five pages from some dead lady’s journal. Would anybody in their right mind have cared? Well, it doesn’t matter, they’re amazing. As soon as I find a functioning scanner I’ll put them up.

(Pride Parade ‘07) That’s pretty much going to be me...

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:56:14 -0500

(Pride Parade ‘07) That’s pretty much going to be me tomorrow. Running off of pineapple and… pineapple. Sleep, not so much.

The March of the Cupcakes. (A very ominous cupcake indeed.)

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:19:18 -0500

The March of the Cupcakes. (A very ominous cupcake indeed.)

The Big Book of Don't Kill Yourself

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:25:00 -0500

Is little and blue and has a cupcake glued to one page.

Because cupcakes tend to make people want to live. Right?

And, do I care about anything more than making people want to live?

Only on occasion.

What makes me so distressed about this picture is that it was really good, you just can’t tell.

It is the resolution

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 21:58:00 -0500

to end all resolutions. Especially of the New Years variety.

I resolve to put a shitload of effort into acceiving spiritual nrivana.

Becuase really, its never too early to start. And Algebra II is as good a time as any.

"Mon petit chou! Votre Petit chou? Oui! Why can’t I be your petit artichaut? But why an..."

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:25:00 -0500

“Mon petit chou! Votre Petit chou? Oui! Why can’t I be your petit artichaut? But why an artichoke? Because they are beautiful! But they look so funny!”

- a dollar that doesn’t know French very well