The Big Book of Don't Kill Yourself

Ms. W.E.Boling
(Her hair "portfolio" is currently residing at http://www.ballingslice.blogspot.com due to the lack of comments on Tumblr.)
Mar 18
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Characteroid [kar-ik-ter-oid]
-adjective
1. one who embodies character: That’s a pretty charatcteroid hat.

-antonym
Charactervoid
1. one who lacks character: The “bricks” by the Kroger are charactervoid.

English didn’t have a word for something that is full of character. Until now.

Mar 04
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What? Do I have a song? Hell yes.

Bitch You Ride that MARTA Bus, the song of my life. 

Feb 24
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Why yes, I do feel rather victorious. Its always nice to be a small, white Obama.

P.S. The victorious feeling is gone. DJ, I rain curses upon your abnormal camera! 

Feb 14
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(Aniston ‘06) The ultimate of Valentine’s Day cards all involve rapture.
(Aniston ‘06) The ultimate of Valentine’s Day cards all involve rapture.
Feb 02
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I just stole the first nine days of 1941. And I don’t feel too guilty about it. Actually, that’s a lie, I feel guilty as hell, I hate stealing from dead people, but the managers of the estate sale (the bastards running it weren’t even in the family!) wouldn’t have cared about five pages from some dead lady’s journal.  Would anybody in their right mind have cared? Well, it doesn’t matter, they’re amazing. As soon as I find a functioning scanner I’ll put them up.
Jan 24
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(Pride Parade ‘07) That’s pretty much going to be me tomorrow. Running off of pineapple and… pineapple. Sleep, not so much.
(Pride Parade ‘07) That’s pretty much going to be me tomorrow. Running off of pineapple and… pineapple. Sleep, not so much.
Jan 16
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The March of the Cupcakes. (A very ominous cupcake indeed.)
The March of the Cupcakes. (A very ominous cupcake indeed.)
Jan 14
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The Big Book of Don't Kill Yourself

Is little and blue and has a cupcake glued to one page.

Because cupcakes tend to make people want to live. Right?

And, do I care about anything more than making people want to live?

Only on occasion.

The most posed but not posed picture I've ever taken. What can I say? They're Quakers?

What makes me so distressed about this picture is that it was really good, you just can’t tell. 

Jan 01
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It is the resolution

to end all resolutions. Especially of the New Years variety.

I resolve to put a shitload of effort into acceiving spiritual nrivana.

Becuase really, its never too early to start. And Algebra II is as good a time as any.

Dec 10
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“ Mon petit chou! Votre Petit chou? Oui! Why can’t I be your petit artichaut? But why an artichoke? Because they are beautiful! But they look so funny!
— a dollar that doesn’t know French very well